Shopping (Berbelanja)

Which one do you want?
(Mau yang mana?)

I want that one
The white one, yes, the one with white skin
Not the black one,
People would think they’re working class
I'm not, I'm rich
(Kalau aku, mau itu
Putih, ya, berkulit putih
Jangan hitam,
Nanti disangka kelas pekerja
Padahal aku kaya)

A girl, or a boy?
(Perempuan, atau laki-laki?)

A boy, I guess
It’s not difficult to prevent him from being pregnant
(Laki-laki saja ya
Gak susah ngaturnya biar tetap perawan)

How about this one?
(Yang ini bagaimana?)

Not that one, his legs are a bit paralyzed
Maybe he got polio once
(Jangan yang itu, kakinya cacat
Pernah polio rupanya)

This one?
(Kalau ini?)

No, he’s too small
Women will not respect him
(Jangan, dia kecil sekali
Nanti dipandang sebelah mata oleh wanita)

How if you can’t get what you want?
(Kalau gak dapat juga?)

Insemination
(Inseminasi)

I’ll look at the sperm donor catalogues
Find an Italian
A handsome one, a football player
So he will be fit and good looking
And white, right, white?
A black one will be inferior
(Buka katalog donor sperma
Cari orang Italia
Ganteng, pemain bola
Biar nanti dia sehat dan elok
Dan putih kan, putih?
Kalau hitam disangka udik)

Why do you bother?
Madonna herself just returned from Malawi
To collect another child
He is really black...
(Kok repot sih?
Madonna saja pulang dari Malawi
Buat mengoleksi anak
Kulitnya hitam kok...)

Groningen, 2:27 AM, 15 November 2006